Taking a page from Barack Obama Is Your New Bicycle, a couple of anonymous geeks have thrown up a great new site, Sarah Palin Is Your New Segway. My favorite so far: “Sarah Palin Is Your New Ishtar.”

Meaning, of course, that she started out with a ton of great press and is about to quickly, brutally flame out. Like the Pet Rock. Or New Coke. The revelations about Palin just keep getting weirder:

• Her 17-year-old is pregnant out of wedlock.
• She belonged to an Alaskan political party that favors succeeding from the U.S.
• She claimed to have visited four countries outside the U.S. — Canada, Germany, Kuwait and Ireland — except now it comes out that Ireland was only a refueling stop on the way to Germany.
• She’s got a drunk driving arrest on her record.
• … and that’s in the first 3 days!

What, oh what, was John McCain thinking? Enjoy your Segway while you can, Johnny…